Last night at Eden in LA, Us magazine held their annual Hot Hollywood party, an event dedicated to giving really attractive people some special attention. I know, right! Finally! For far too long Hollywood has based success solely on merit.
The big star of the night was Jessica Simpson, who I guess is dieting for her wedding because she looked really good, better than she has in a long time. More sexy, less tubby lump. I’m sure next week she’ll wear something that’s not as flattering and I’ll write some bitchy piece of shit about her then too, but at least for now I have a hard on while thinking about it.
